Dreaming

I had the oddest dream last night.  I think it was the truest sense of the word dream because I was actually dreaming and it was a dream in the sense that there is no way it will ever happen.  I dreamed that I was in a relationship with Kim Kardashian.  I KNOW RIGHT!

So, background, I have had an odd- well we won’t call it an obsession because it isn’t that but you know the infamous “list” of people you could sleep with if the opportunity ever arose?  Yeah, Kim is on it.  (Also Paris Hilton, shut up.  I don’t know either!)

I’ve thought Kim has been one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in like, ever.  Yes, of course there is the make-up and the extreme dedication to keeping only the best pictures of her as the ones that are seen but still, she purdy.

So, aside from that, yeah Kim Kardashian and I were in a budding relationship.  Weird huh?!  It wasn’t anything sexual though it was just kind of dating but in the current world where she is she and I am me.  It was very romantic comedy-ish in the sense that she would come over to see me in the “normal” world and it was overwhelming that people were star-struck and wanted selfies and attention from the famous person.  At the same time though everyone was so nice on her end.  Kris even made a cameo in my dream!  I believe Khloe was there too at one point.

We discussed baby carriers!  I KNOW!  I don’t know if it was with Kourtney or not but I distinctly remember discussing a baby carrier that has the legs straight down (bad) opposed to the ones that spread the legs out (good).  Another thing I remember is saying “my wife told me” when referencing which was the good way and which was the bad way.  So now I’m wondering, was it a secret budding relationship?  This is too weird.

There was another point where I told Kim that she was the most beautiful woman in the world, which I have thought at a number of occasions.  Other than that there was nothing specific I can recall, just a bit of her not feeling comfortable around all of the people wanting her attention and then the paparazzi wondering who I was.  Omg, I’m like dream famous.

Oh and I also didn’t want Kanye to find out!  We both didn’t?  Someone didn’t.

Anyways, I thought it was funny so I thought I’d share.  Funny as in the idea of it, not funny as in hilarious to read.  Sorry about that.

8 thoughts on “Dreaming

  1. Your dream is funny by the way, it made me laugh.

    I had a dream last night that a man was in a relationship with (he is unrecognizable lol) had a large part in my house. I cam home to the tail end of it, and he announced he was over his social anxiety now. Hahahah
    I was furious needless to say and started cleaning the entire thing angrily. Naked. Weird.
    And I never remember my dreams, and oh, the man I was seeing was wearing a bright yellow suit with a yellow top hat.

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    • Was curious George there?! 🙊

      I’m about 50/50 on whether I remember a dream or not. Usually it’s if I have time to lay in bed and reflect. One of my favourite pastimes is trying to figure out their meanings, like why the hell am I dreaming this.

      Also, it’s so weird how often a dream ends up with a faceless person.
      Dreams are cool/creepy/weird 🙃

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