By the time you read this I will have begun my descent into madness. The virus will have started its spread and I’ll like be going crazy or some junk. My wife is headed to the UK with our 16-year-old son for two weeks and I will be dad-ing the three smaller children all alone. Pray for me.
Or, you know, don’t pray because why, right? But like- I don’t know what it is but I see people saying “venmo me” money. Do that. Venmo me all your money. Just call up venmo and say “give my money to that guy.” They’ll know what to do. Its the internet, it just does things like that now.
I have an assumption that most people are morons (it’s a horrible trait of mine) so I always have to say “CLICK THE READ MORE BUTTON.” I don’t assume people will see it. I don’t know why. So, like…click it.