In honor of this tweet, one year ago, in the year of our Lord and Savoir Nicholas Cage I submit to you something that made me laugh my ass off for hours and hours and hours. This is my stupid sense of humor at work and I’ve written a scheduled post to have this post on the one year anniversary of reading this.
I follow a baseball blog for baseball news (among other things). Part of the fun of this particular blog was the nonsense and silliness that would go on in the comments that was well beyond baseball, proof being the picture adorning this post. I have no idea why the candy corn frozen pizza tweet was posted but it was. On its own its funny but more of a chuckle and a cringe.
The “but why” (I’ve removed user names for sake of I-don’t-want-them-there) made it funnier. In my mind I picture/hear almost everything. One of my favorite gif is the Ryan Reynolds gif “But why?” So, naturally, this is what I heard/saw/experienced and laughed a little more riotously.
The clincher, however, is the LotR pic at the bottom. My mind is dumb, as I’ve said before. It can place things in areas it doesn’t belong and often does, much to my detriment. I’m often thinking of the wrong things that other people are thinking because I’ve already pigeonholed things into my own little boxes. So with this I’ve already replaced, in my mind, the ring with the frozen candy corn pizza. Yeah I know.
So I’m picturing the LotR movie but instead of the ring, dude’s got the pizza. Instead of putting it on his finger he’s taking a bite. He’s still all evil and junk now because the pizza has consumed him with the evil of Sauron. It’s just….so….stupid. I’m smirking as I type this because I still think its funny. Mr Anderson is pleading with him to destroy this pizza. It’s…so so dumb. But so so funny. To me.
That isn’t even adventuring into the world of “who the hell would think of doing this to begin with?” (Quick answer? Someone high I’m sure.)
This post is merely an homage to that occurrence that happened a year ago today, to the minute of it happening. For me anyways. My time is set to it because I don’t know where- checks the name of the twitter account The Real Asswolf is in the world to align time zones. Sorry if that offends your sense of accuracy.
I should, some time, do another hilarity post about something I found once about lions and leaping/jumping. I kid you not I laughed for over 15 minutes straight. There were times where I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard. I annoyed the fuck out of my wife because I would just burst into laughter and gasped for air. It’s still funny, but not as funny as the first time I read it. But oh my god…I am a moron.
Thank you and I’m sorry.