Review: King of Monster Jams

It’s been a while since I wrote something completely dumb and stupid so I figured why not review a movie just saw this weekend.  That’ll be all kinds of dumb and stupid.

So yeah, please follow the READ MORE tag to READ MORE (see: list) about GODZILLA:  KING OF LOUD THINGS!

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Review: Not Spiderman

I like going to the movies!

So what better way to reminisce going to the movies than by writing about your movie going experience!  Huzzah!  That’s enough exclamation points!  One more!  YES!

So I wasn’t sure about this movie for a while now.  Usually whenever you read rumblings of it having trouble you kind of shouldn’t expect much.  Not that it had production issues just the trailer was very underwhelming.  It didn’t turn out to be an R-rated movie which the character was pretty much designed.  And, I dunno, I just don’t trust Sony to be able to pull off doing a Marvel movie on their own.

So, without…oh…screw you.  Here’s my review of…Venom.

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Review: Crazy Rich, Funny, Hot, Cool Asians

I just saw a movie so you know what that means?  It’s review time!  Cue Obnoxious Horn Sound.

I would be the most obnoxious vlogger, like, ever.  Literally every transition would be that sound.  If I had a mouse for my lap top I would totally highlight every period in this post and make it a link to that horn sound.  The insanity of it is that I know nobody would click all of them and I would just be doing it for the Andy Kaufman effect.

For all of you long time listeners you’re well aware that my reviews aren’t much reviews but me just like- doing this.  So for you new people (ten long minutes of laughing at the idea of new people coming and reading this garbage) I am sorry that you found your way here and are being held hostage and forced to read this, also, welcome to my review of the movie Crazy, Rich Asians!

Please click the “Read More” jump button to like…you know…read more beyond the jump.

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Reviewing My Year Of Writing (So Far)

I had an odd thing happen yesterday.  I check wordpress throughout the day because I like to see how my writings “perform.”  Some of them I’m a little more fond of then others and I get a little attached to how well they do in the realm of “likes” and “views.” and such, it’s silly yes but it’s also very human of which I am an unfortunate being.  (The other thing I enjoy doing is responding to comments, a few people in particular because the back and forth with them is a splendid surprise.)

During one of my checks I noticed an odd occurrence, my stats page was wonky.  The spike in the graph was gigantic.  The view column had soared higher than any other day since I started writing here.  It was quite modest in terms of the more popular blogs but it was over double the highest I had ever experienced.

After looking into it I saw that it was all from the same country and deduced that it was most likely from the same person taking a peek through each of my posts.  I wondered to myself if I should be flattered they were looking at all of my posts or slightly upset that they didn’t “like” any of them.  I tried to quickly quash that notion because I write for the joy of writing but no matter the writer everyone enjoys a little bit of praise every now and then.  I also think the constant doubt wondering if I am actually any good likes to sit in the shadows and pounce whenever possible.

The point of all this rambling?  The titles of my posts.  I scrolled through all of the viewed posts and smiled to myself when reading the various titles and noticing the theme:

  • Her Love Was Fury
  • One Cute Thing
  • I Remember You In The Spring
  • Run Your Fingers Through My Hair
  • I Miss You
  • Love Is Dumb Though
  • The Person I Am Tonight
  • 29 Hours Away
  • How Are You Everywhere?
  • I Know I Shouldn’t Still Be Mad
  • Addicted
  • I Might Be Broken, It Might Be Your Fault
  • You Might Be Better As A Dream
  • I Know Enough Of You For Me
  • A Love Letter
  • More Of Her
  • It Was Already Gone

And on and on and on it went.  75% of my posts have to be about the same thing (or person).  I just thought it was funny seeing it laid out like that.

One of my stupid ideas I have that will never happen is to have something some day where everything in regards to this topic (this person) is written down.  I even have a semi-title picked out for it.

XXX number of words for XXX

Of course that isn’t a finalized version of anything but that is the baseline, the structure.  I just need to finalize the first before admitting the last.  The word count always seemed to over around the hundred thousand mark.  The name never changes.

This is just me sharing some simple musings.  A little reflection on a year when I didn’t start writing until the end of the third month.  I didn’t start writing consistently until the end of the 5th month and I’ve written nearly every day since the beginning of the 6th month.  (Minus two days which I angrily look at).

Here’s to writing.  Here’s to you.  Here’s to her.

Review: Young Hot Guys Try To Bang Young Hot Girl, And Succeed!

Well, that’s the jist of it anyways.  There is also singing.  There is also a theater full of older women in groups (is there a term for a group of older women?)…(oh, apparently the proper term is “bevy of women.”) and younger women on dates with their boyfriends.

Side note: There was a double date sitting in front of us.  They were either early 20s or late teens and the guy had his girlfriend as his lock screen.  ISN’T THAT CUTE?!

So, without further adieu (if I knew the greek word for adieu I’d use it because when in…Greece…shut up), here is my Review for Mamma Mia: I Keep Spelling It With One M.

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Review: You’re it!

Because I’m dumb and like to do dumb things I’ve decided to make this review thing a normal…thing.  What do you mean I said that already?  Oh, because I said that already.  Right.

Yeah but like, this is real now because I wrote the word “Review” with a colon after it.  I even made another category even though I don’t know how categories actually work.  This is like making something instagram official.  Big news.

Anyways, I saw this movie and like…figured why not.  This is my review of the movie…

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Review: Star Wars Tattoo! (not what you think)

In the third installment of my review series of reviewing things nobody asked for and I’m completely not qualified in reviewing: The Nova Scotia Royal Tattoo.  After looking it up because I was unsure what it was actually called I should probably call it by its real name:

The Royal Nova Scotia International Tattoo

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Legion

I don’t do reviews because I don’t think I’m good at them.  I watch/read/whatever things because I just want to be entertained.  When I talk about things I enjoy I just gush rainbows and sugar.  I would liken it to The Simpsons episode where Homer was a food critic and he loved everything but nobody took him seriously because of that.  That’s me reviewing things I like, “OMG IT WAS THE BEST EVAR!!!”

But in an exercise of practice I thought I would try and at least write about one of my favorite shows.  Top 2 at least, that are still currently running.  That show would be Legion.

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